HI DUDE

5 DUDEs

0 HI DUDE

0 HI DUDE / sec

0 smashes

0 crits

0 ascensions

0 DUDE shards

0 DUDE tokens

you have 5 DUDEs. spend them wisely!!!!!!!!!!

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buy amount:

ascending resets your DUDEs, HI DUDE, and shop upgrades. in exchange you get 0 DUDE shards, which permanently boost all HI DUDE gain by 10% each.

current shard bonus: +0%

once you have ascended 3 times, you unlock the ability to convert DUDE shards into DUDE tokens at a rate of 5 shards per token. tokens are never lost, even by converting shards. spend them in the shop on token-only upgrades.

whack the DUDEs that pop up for a small HI DUDE bonus. purely for fun, does not affect your save in any permanent way besides the HI DUDE you earn.

dojo score: 0

offline progress: earn a portion of your rate while away.

reduced motion: disables piston slam and squish animations.

compact numbers: shows k/m/b/t suffixes instead of full numbers.

sticky header: keeps the top stats bar pinned in place while you scroll.

export save to clipboard.

import save from clipboard text.

reset entire save.

HI DUDE

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